Sometimes when I doorDash in New York City and the human traffic gets overwhelming, I scream out "Doesn't anybody use rubbers anymore? Stop fucking!"

People stare at me as if I'm crazy. Here's the my own personal silver lining: I won't be around when the shit really hits the fan with overpopulation and the pollution Armageddon. I'm too old.

Great article, by the way. In the parlance of my old music business buddies..."That chick writes her ass off!"