My Kind of Girl

A Tinder moment

William Mersey
ILLUMINATION
Published in
2 min readFeb 6, 2021

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Owing to the pandemic — and my complete lack of having a life — I find myself culling through endless numbers of Tinder profiles. Normally, I barely read the narratives as clearly, Tinder is about instant judgments on physical attraction. Not a place for sapiosexuals.

I’ll say one thing for Tinder. It has a lot of hot hookers in the rank and file. If anybody wants to know where…

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William Mersey
ILLUMINATION

Daily Beast, NY Daily News, Daily Mail, Independent contributor. Old/jaded cynic. Can't code/don't want to know how. Hate artificial stupidity. Call don't text.