I sense a little hyperbole here. But for what it is, very good.

I was always jealous of girls who told me stories in which they claimed to have made small fortunes for doing very little work.

And then I set up two bachelor parties and walked away with 4 grand for doing almost nothing.

And then I made 10 grand from a Live Jasmin blog affiliate ad from one cyber wanker.

And then I went to prison for a year. But when I was locked up, I became the inmate boss on suicide watch with Jeffrey Epstein in my charge. And when I got out, I sold my story to the Daily Mail, Fox News Nation, and Discovery ID for into 5 figures.

And with all that, I'm still jealous even if your story is half true.