I can’t tell you how many escorts said “I could write a book,” And I would say “start with a 1000 word story and I’ll get it published in Screw if it’s any good.” None was ever forthcoming. Twenty years dealing with escorts left me judgmental of their presumption. You picked that up — and correctly. Over time, I became a strict albeit benevolent parent. The girls didn’t always appreciate my take no bullshit attitude. But I knew how to run their ads so they’d make money.