High praise, homey. You're in an exclusive but oh so selective minority. This story surprised me, actually, in that there was no sex. I wrote 9 of these for every 28 day cycle of the magazine in addition to selling ads. The other sales guys didn't do that and I grew tired of the extra responsibility. Fifty bucks per wasn't enough incentive to keep going with it and I quit writing at some point during my employment and saved my thoughts for Screw and the Village Voice.