Golf Anyone?

I’ll pass. Not my cup of tee!

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I’m sure half the world won’t like what I’m about to say. But I’m sorry. Golf is fucking retarded. It’s not that I hate golf. I just find that so many people love the sport a little bit bizarre.

First of all, golf is not a sport. Get over it. You don’t run. You don’t jump. There’s not a lot of eye-hand coordination involved. Golf is a game. And an expensive one, at…