Breastology 101

Everything you thought you knew but really don’t

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Of all the body parts God gave women to sexually enslave men, we would all have to agree that breasts are first and foremost the sex organs that reduce us to a grunting, groaning, quivering mass of fetal jelly. Yeah, there are ass men…and leg men…but no other female sex organ is as predominant as a gorgeous set of knockers.

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William Mersey
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