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William Mersey

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Doin' Time: My Year At MCC Federal Prison With Jeffrey Epstein and Paul Manafort

Doin' Time: My Year At MCC Federal Prison With Jeffrey Epstein and Paul Manafort

Sharing my experiences in federal prison with among other facets, my relationships with bunky Paul Manafort and suicidal inmate Jeffrey Epstein

2024

Stories

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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William Mersey

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May 20, 2025

Jeffrey Epstein Killed Himself 100%

And here’s how I know

Jeffrey Epstein Killed Himself 100%

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The Memoirist

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William Mersey

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Feb 29, 2024

Mom’s Final Request

Pass the joint

picture of my 90 year-old mother sitting on a bench smoking a cigarette

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William Mersey

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Feb 24, 2024

Winning a Woman’s Heart

By washing the dishes — who’d-a-thunk it?

Several dishes on a table containing exotic foods

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The Memoirist

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William Mersey

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Apr 17, 2024

In the Back Door of the New York Times

And out of the driver’s seat of a New York City taxi

Bearded cab driver with baseball hat on backwards leaning out the window of an old time Checker taxicab

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Doing Time

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William Mersey

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Apr 11, 2020

How I Met The World’s Most Infamous Pedophile

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein

Certificate indicating author was the lead suicide watcher t MCC federal prison while he knew and monitored Jeffrey Epstein often alone one on one during the last month of his life

William Mersey

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My Best and Worst Vacations

They happened at the same time

My Best and Worst Vacations

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The Memoirist

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William Mersey

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22h ago

The Father Who Never Really Grew Up

Mom called him a case of arrested development and the day I realized she was right

The Father Who Never Really Grew Up

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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William Mersey

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3d ago

Invest in Trump and Sons’ Companies (Just Kidding)

If you want to lose almost all your money

Invest in Trump and Sons’ Companies (Just Kidding)

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Everything You Wanted To Know About Escorts But Were Afraid To Ask

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William Mersey

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3d ago

The Robyn Byrd I Knew

She was not the bimbo you saw on New York’s Channel J

The Robyn Byrd I Knew

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Doordashing For Dollars

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William Mersey

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6d ago

NOT Back in the Saddle Again

Even mutts need a summer vacation

NOT Back in the Saddle Again

William Mersey

William Mersey

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Eccentric/alt George Carlin type guy. Daily Beast, NY Daily News, NY Times contributor. Defender of hard-working immigrants. Old Greenwich Village hippy

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