How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

Not a great idea — Unlike what you’d expect, I’m going to address this question from the perspective of how stiffing a working stiff might affect the service rather than considering the ethics of not offering that service person a gratuity. …

Imelda and Ivanka: sisters in arms — People of a certain age will recall the legacy of Imelda Marcos: The bitch had over 1000 pairs of shoes! Really? Was she a human millipede? How big was her closet? And where do you get the money to buy all those shoes? Oh yeah! She and her husband were…

You shall not receive — If you read my post yesterday, you know of my impending marathon ride to 4 different New York City boros. Two subway rides to out-of-the-way destinations where I was to be Covid-tested for movie extra work seemed less appealing than the aforementioned long bike ride. But last night when I…

When it all goes wrong — From the title, you’d think this will be about suffering a deluge of precipitation when I was far from home while DoorDashing. But no, this is about a delivery gone wrong. Yesterday was a festival of stinkers. Either the shorties only paid $ 3 because the recipient ponied in zero…

Combining TV extra work with getting paid to ride — After earning $1150 in one week as a background actor a month or two back, I’ve been lying fallow of late. Until this week. In keeping with the old “when it rains it pours,” cliche, I scored two days’ work this week. And of course, in the new era, all…

I ain't buyin’ it! Fuck your algorithm! — Here’s my attitude about artificial intelligence and algorithms: “I got your AI and algorithm right here, buddy” (followed by crotch grab). The people who create these algorithms would have you believe that artificial intelligence determines where you fall in Robbie The Robot’s hierarchy. Yeah, right! Something happened with the old…