How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

I finally figured it out — It was a slow evening a few months ago when I gravitated to a spot where I rest to wait for the next dash. …

Finally, a job I can get behind — I know I do a lot of complaining about the trials and tribulations of being a move and tv extra. All the sitting around doing nothing. All the standing on lines. All the repetition of doing the same thing in the same scene over and over again. …

Wake up, girl! — Rudy Giuliani is no boy scout. We pretty much had that figured out even before Noelle Dunphy dropped her bombshell lawsuit. But the depths to which Rudy allegedly descended surprised even his most ardent detractors. Selling pardons? Alleging that Jews are not his sexual equal owing to “natural selection?” Referring…

After I was terminated! — There’s nothing quite as satisfying as continuing to earn from work you did months or even years ago. Authors, songwriters, and recording artists are the people we generally associate with enjoying the fruits of their labor in this manner. But amateur writers like us? Not so much. At this point…

And an ode to Jerry Springer — “Jerry! Jerry!” What person with any gray matter between their ears didn’t cringe at the sight and sound of Mr. Springer’s fan base urging on the ringmaster and guests of one of the most lowbrow tv hits ever presented to the American public? The recent death of Mr. Springer left…

Stay away — Dashers who deliver food for industry leader DoorDash are all too familiar. …