How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

A little trivia for the season — Whether you celebrate during the Christmas season or not, one thing’s for sure. You’re gonna hear those same old Christmas songs over and over again every December come hell or high water. One simply can’t avoid all those tired old tunes unless you hide under a rock for a month. …

Who’s reading what? I can’t tell — I’m sure greater minds than mine at the top of this platform’s food chain understand why Medium made its changes to the compensation formula and stat page. You can’t fault the powers for trying to improve their site and its standing among competitors. …

And his name is Santa Claus — Who can forget the admonition in what might be a tot’s first favorite song? “He knows when you’ve been sleeping — he knows when you’re awake.” If that doesn’t strike fear in a three-year-old, I don’t know what would! At my ripe old age, I wonder whether the Santa Claus…

What George Santos and Donald Trump have in common — George Santos has apparently had enough. Harrassed to death and in trouble with the law owing to his own lying and cheating, he finally sees the writing on the wall and now expects to be expelled from Congress as early as next week. Despite getting caught with his hand in…

Fired By the NY Daily News — After a three-decades-long (albeit not very storied) relationship with the NY Daily News, the email said it all. “So you know, we’re not paying for op-eds at this time.” The editor (or his predecessor) of that editorial page has printed and paid for my opinion on over a dozen occasions…

Why is selling a sexual service illegal in the first place? — The more reading I do pursuant to the case of USA v. Han Lee, the more I flash back to my own prosecution at the hands of both the federal government and State of New York for my part in tax fraud and the promotion of prostitution. In fact, I…