To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all.
Suicidal inmates…
I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old name.
So anyway…I was born in the New…
The last few days of my life have been a relative whirlwind of activity that has included my being interviewed for an audience of 110 million — and the urban equivalent of picking lettuce (DoorDashing) for a living. It’s a testimonial to my own dysfunction that the latter is even…
When my DoorDash shift begins — or it’s a little slow — you’ll find me at home monitoring my phone for jobs as I sit in front of my computer or television until something appealing pops up in the way of a low maintenance/high profit dash.
Living in the heart…
Leader of the world notwithstanding, the United States of America boasts some of the stupidest people in the universe. That the voting population as a whole actually elected our 45th president is proof positive of that statement. …
With the impending lunar eclipse in the news, I’m reminded of a funny story about that astronomical phenomenon from six centuries ago.
Christopher Columbus, who in 1492 sailed the ocean blue, actually made four separate voyages to the New World. At the time, the prevailing scientific theory accepted that the…
My phone pinged and miraculously, the DoorDash app showed me the job window almost immediately. Fourteen bucks to go from Minetta Tavern in the heart of Greenwich Village to 111 Murray Street by the Hudson River. A cherry if ever I’ve seen one.
I pick up the food. If it…
Disclaimer: This isn’t really about escorts per se. But anybody who decided to turn a buck being within 1000 miles of the movie I was just in has to be a whore. So I publish the story here, a place where prostitutes fly their freak flag proudly.
Think about this…
Oy! The fucking government. Can they get anything right? Not this morning. That’s for sure.
So I received an email from the guy who runs wallethacks.com this morning. He writes for Forbes freelance and is really good at finding bank and brokerage bonus information. Ya know — like park ten…
Good hookers have a way of making each and every regular feel special — and that there’s something real going on between them. It’s all part of being a big moneymaker and good provider. …
