How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

This one I could live without — After lying fallow for a month and a half on the background acting front owing to no work, a bout with Covid, and me not being all that attractive to casting agents, I have suddenly found myself with 4 consecutive days of work for the coming week. …

Back in the game — in the rain — As you’d expect, tv and movie sets mostly lie idle in the month of December. It’s holiday season and nobody shoots in much the same way as nobody really works in corporate America. So — no work for me — or any other background “actor.” And then come January, I…

The National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) — News flash: Pimps are prevalent in all strata of society. It’s only those individuals who earn money from the selling of sex without actually providing the service who wear the ugly moniker. Enter the NCAA. If they aren’t pimps, I don’t know who is? Wait a minute! Am I really…

The Miss America Pageant Comes to Tinder — Like wow! I’m in shock. Up until a few days ago, I would check out my Tinder app via a desktop computer rather than my phone — the latter being the way most people view their account — and the way it was designed to be. Using a computer to…

Gone With the Wind — Conducting what could almost pass for a romance with an escort was always a study in the absurd. The drama and dysfunction a working girl manages to bring to her life is rivaled only by the ingenuity of the incarcerated when faced with charging a phone without a charger or…

Making the punishment fit the crime — In this Partisan world where most politically-minded people are labeled a Democrat or Republican, I consider myself neither. I have my opinions — and I don’t care with which tribe they’re associated. Mostly, I’m a lefty. …