How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

Art not imitating life — It was at least 25 years ago that I was driving my cab back to the garage after hustling the streets of New York for 12 plus hours when a woman waved for my service at 43rd Street and 9th Avenue. …

Switching cellies — Here was the question on Quora: Do prisoners stay in the same cell, or do they get moved a lot? I served one year in federal prison and suffered 6 cellies and 3 different cells. But it wasn’t that I got moved frequently by the staff. It was me in…

I bedded a porn star without realizing! — This comes from Quora. And here was the question I answered: Have you ever had sex with a porn star and not realized his or her professional status until afterwards? In the course of selling adult advertising in New York City (ads to escorts), I’m sure it happened more than…

No surprises there — Here was the question: Why do you think people become prison guards? Why would anybody want to be in that environment? Nobody becomes a prison guard because he or she wants to serve humanity or the inmate population. …

Brought back to life — Before I went to prison for a year, I wrote daily on my own escort blog. It would have been the most narcissistic and delusional of endeavors were it not for the 1000 or so guys who tuned in every day for the latest gossip on the New York escort…

“En”quiring minds want to know — The question was: What happens on your first day in jail? Here was my answer: I served my first day in jail at the Tombs in New York City, and was actually out on bail after six and one-half days. …