How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

The toughest background gig ever — Owing to my signing a non-disclosure agreement, I can’t tell y’all what movie I’ll be talking about. But trust me, regardless of the $120 million budget, this was the toughest background job I’ve ever suffered. I understand that being an extra is several lightyears away from stardom. …

Way before viagra — Before the marketing of Viagra changed America’s sexual landscape, there actually were some witch doctorish substances and potions available for purchase that made questionable claims about improving a man’s performance. You’d see them at the checkout counter of your local convenience store with names like “Hammer Hard” or “Powerhouse.” I…

For the crime of being a hippy — It was a long time ago. 1969, in fact. I was a sophomore at Case Western Reserve University — and one of the first students to declare his hippydom. To be honest, I wasn’t really of the flower child mentality. I simply liked the style and wanted to be different…

In the penthouse and the outhouse at the same time — Once again, I’ve been terminated from Newsbreak. I seem to excel at breaking their rules on a regular basis. This time it was with a story I really think is one of my most interesting and well-written. (I can’t say the same for a couple of my very few viral…

He’ll turn lemons into lemonade — With Grand Jury testimony in the NY County criminal case against Donald Trump front and center in the news — and the imminent possibility by his own admission that he will be charged — it appears that the ex-president is now preparing for the eventuality that he’ll be carted off…

The Boost program is not a response to Newsbreak’s growing popularity among writers — My stories on this platform don’t get a lot of comments for one overarching reason. Almost nobody reads them in the first place. I’m writing in a near vacuum. So imagine my surprise when I found a comment from Tony Stubblebine on one of my stories that currently boasts a…