How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

The New Medium Tip Drill — I had to laugh at one of today’s morning emails. Medium is testing a new tipping widget. Ya know — so we can all make more money. Ask your readers to throw you a dime in their prime. You get the idea. Here’s the problem: A great percentage of Medium’s…

My new reality — Ten days after being anointed Top Dasher — and can thus dash whenever the mood strikes rather than scheduling in advance — I can now issue my definitive verdict on whether reaching the mountain top is worth the effort. In some ways, it is. But it’s not about the obtuse…

The worst set ever! — There are a just few rules and regulations background actors must obey. Among them is to not reveal any inside secrets or preview any of what we’ve witnessed on set on social media. Big no-no! Pursuant to that, I won’t name the show (or shitshow they ran) I was part…

Working my way up to the Covid test site — The background acting gods have shined a light on me, and I’m thus blessed with work on two different sets this Monday and Tuesday. And of course, that means I must Covid test separately for both gigs. The test for the Monday set took place yesterday 6 miles north of…

Answer your fucking phone! — Now that I’ve gotten my stripes and been knighted as one of the elite, let me give you a picture of a Top Dasher’s world. And when I’m done, I’m sure you will all agree I don’t need no stinking Top Dasher badge! I hit the trail about 11:20 AM…

The verdict is in — Research Google and Youtube with the phrase “Is Top Dasher worth it?” and you’ll find endless articles and videos addressing the issue. Is DoorDash’s elite program worth the trouble it takes to attain that status? Or to be more specific — do the gains equal the sacrifices? Let’s begin with…