How to get a good session when the mood strikes — Reflections of a life gone by: An advice column I wrote 20 years ago when I ran an adult ad agency selling media space to prostitutes. Ya know…being an adult industry ad rep isn’t the walk in the park most guys would imagine. Like…all day…I have women screaming at me…

Working suicide watch at MCC federal prison with Jeffrey Epstein — To nobody’s surprise, prison is a place and experience which often propels its inmates on a downward spiral to the depths of anxiety and depression. Well aware of this problem, prison administrators have designated programs to handle inmates who’ve reached rock bottom and want to end it all. Suicidal inmates…

Get the best bang for your advertising buck with Dollar Bill — I know. I’m certainly not the first guy to name himself Dollar Bill. And I won’t be the last. But the slogan worked for my advertising agency. And my real name was William — which in my mind, legitimized the hackneyed old moniker. So anyway…I was born in the New…

Taylor, Taylor as far as the eye can see — Am I alone — or has anybody else seen and heard enough of, about, and from Taylor Swift? OMG! Is there one media outlet that hasn’t reported on her tour and dating life ad nauseam? Let me be clear on one thing. I like Taylor Swift. She’s cute, respectful, reasonably…

An email from CD Baby — Just this morning, I received an email from CD Baby (a newfangled format with which amateurs can market their music much like writers do their works here) with the following in the subject line: “What To Do When Your Music Is Stolen Or Misused.” I did not open the correspondence…

As if, Bubba. No soap! — If there’s one thing you can say for (or against) dirty politicians who get caught committing a crime, they never admit to committing that offense. Take Bob Menendez, elected senator from the great state of New Jersey. Several years ago, he skated on a bribery charge when the jury was…

This ain’t no Cardi B! — Fear not! There might be hope for the future of the human race after all. While thoughtless youth revel in Cardi B’s WAP (wet ass pussy) message, I found a more thoughtful and future-oriented segment of that demographic who have turned the acronym on its head. Their WAP stands for…

Migrants making do in NYC — Watching NY1 on Spectrum a few days back, I heard Curtis Sliwa ask “Where are all these Venezuelan migrants getting the money for their mopeds?” during an interview. Not being part of the dashing community, he was (and is) in the dark about how all this works with migrants whom…

Melania Trump surfaces with a super Christmas deal — Melania Trump and Lauren Boebert appear to have something in common: They are both incredible hypocrites. In the latter’s case, Boebert was taped fondling her boo’s genitals in a theater full of people after asserting that trans people and drag shows should be kept in hiding and away from children…